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    Yo what up fucker, its been a while. You still playing csgo?
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    Need my PM count bumped up again. You fixed the other menus, but can't send anything now.
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    You AK-47 Slut you.
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    You get my PM?
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    I was at school at that time, but I had get a new hard drive if you're referring to me disappearing. I'm on teamspeak if you needed me.
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Rude Admins at Minecraft Forums

by MachetePanda on 01-09-2014 at 09:09 PM
I just had the most bizzar conversation with an admin over at the minecraft forums. His name is Lord_Ralex and he infracted me for and restricted my account from posting because he thought I "have a second account". He then goes on to explain IPs and all this other stuff. I told I live in probably one of the top 5 most populated cities in the world; working in a 63 story building.

Anyway, he kept insisting and evne though he aprently 'knew' I had this second account he wouldnt

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Some Good Trolling

by MachetePanda on 01-03-2014 at 01:49 PM
They say the best troll is when no one knows they are being trolled. AT&T was ticking me off about not letting me switch plans to a pay as you go plan on my current phone. So I gave them a hard time. Anyway, it was a success.

Thank you for your patience! Your AT&T Representative will be with you shortly.
Welcome! You are now chatting with 'Catlyn'
MachetePanda: Catlyn?
Catlyn: Hey MachetePanda! Good afternoon! Lets take a look at your account and see what options

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So Much Waste Money By Americas Governemnt...

by MachetePanda on 08-21-2013 at 04:34 PM
Insane amounts of American taxpayer money wasted. I was looking back at the "stimulus packages" we had a few years ago and had they been properly allocated to the American people... they probably could have stopped the financial crash all together. Here is a rant I wrote back then talking about all the different ways the money could have been applied.

"More stupidity today as Obama proposes a $275 billion dollar stimulus. Funny but I thought the $700 billion last fall

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South America

by MachetePanda on 06-05-2013 at 11:54 AM
I hear a LOT of LoL members complain about Latin and South Americans going full retard in League. Just thoguht it was relivent to note I provided some servers for a Argentinian company who are 6 months past due. I had to threaten to send them to collections and they finally started trying to send payment.

Over this last week their accounting department has tried to wire me the money 3 fucking times. Let me repeat that... their ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT... the people that should know how

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The Story of Machete Panda

by MachetePanda on 05-05-2013 at 11:06 AM
I figured I should document this story here for my in-game character as I almost lost it on a website that went down. Thank god for the way back machine.

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Hello. I am known to many as Machete Panda. Orphaned in the town of Chentangzhe, China I was brought up buy the monks of Longdui. I was taught in the ways of washu or also known as 武術.

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SteveMagic clicked Thanks for this post: I love that people still log in by MachetePanda

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" Making this an article. "

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Because my post was removed, that or your site updates slower than the mailserver that told me I was quoted.
Your first few posts need to be manually approved. So it takes a little while.

But I think its even funnier now that you said that and when you thought you... "

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That's gross.
LOL So the person that starts it by saying "I bet that's one way to get rugburn on your vag." is now suddenly a delicate mind. classic "

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I bet that's one way to get rugburn on your vag.
Depends on how wet things are down there and if getting a rug burn there is something she is into or not! "

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03-28-2017, 05:03 PM

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" Maybe with a "bomber girl" in side of it?

But you know... better than my photoshop skills. Just an idea. "

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